The Bee Hive from Hell
That is a picture of the massive bee hive that was residing in a tree near the entrance of the east building at PSC. They have been running amuck since Monday. Threatening people as they entered and exited. I’m pretty sure these bees enjoyed watching people nervously run in and out of the building. They probably chased a few, just for stings and giggles. These malicious Anthophilia have been terrifying the Civil side for days, with their buzzing and flying around. Not to mention, that whore of a queen bee has been provoking passersby, so her bumbly minions will have a reason to attack. So, doing like any sane person would, someone called Terminix to rid our office of these horrific bees…
You would have thought someone called Terminix to take out a hive of helpless babies. It has caused an uproar. I wasn’t aware that bees have civil rights…but apparently, they do. Bees kill people. I’ve seen My Girl. I know that movies are true and not made up at all.
RIP, sweet friend
And I’m pretty sure there was some terrifying/traumatic something going on with a bee on Honey I Shrunk the Kids. I mean, if there was a hive of scorpions, no one would have trouble spraying death chemicals on that. Even Rhonda jumped in with the “Well, couldn’t they call a bee keeper?” No, woman! They are flying killers. One tiny sting from those honey-making a-holes and my entire body will swell up and my esophagus will close…is that what they want? I like to live on the edge of danger, but really, that is too much.
Moral of this story: Don’t let anyone know you have taken out a giant bee hive. Do it secretly (like in the dead of night), and definitely don’t leave dead bee carcases surrounding the entrance of your office building…because it really upsets people. Otherwise, PETA for the rights of Bees (a.k.a BETA) will show up and you will have to deal with them next…is there a pest control number for that?
